Clown Duck at Joe’s Drive Thru Smog Check in North Hollywood: How a Montréal Circus Cousin Found Positive Duck at a STAR Smog Check Near Me

The latest numbers are in from the Bureau of Automotive Repair (BAR) Smog Check Executive Summary Report for May 2026. Statewide, the average cost for an initial smog inspection is $68.84 (based on nearly 945,000 tests). That's very reasonable for the peace of mind and clean air benefits we all share

Pens Strike Again at Joe’s Drive-Thru Smog Check! The legendary free pens are back on strike in North Hollywood, leaving Joe with just one plain ballpoint. Meet the diva “Striking Eight” (Inky Ike, Bouncy Blue, Red Rascal & more) and their loyal Plant Posse cheering the rebellion. Enjoy the live entertainment while getting a fast, no-appointment drive-thru smog check: $60 out-the-door (2000-2026 vehicles), NO PASS, NO PAY®, stay in your car. 📍 10909 Burbank Blvd, North Holl

On my April 15th birthday the only gift at Joe’s Drive Thru Smog Check was a mystery box of vacuum filters. Then Mrs. Ramirez pulled in for a smog check. I opened the hood of her red Honda Civic… and a giant furry New York rat named Rocco stared back! “Ey! Watch da hood, pal! Fuggedaboutit! Happy Birthday, Smog Joe!” he yelled in full cartoon Brooklyn accent. Rocco heroically fixed a loose wire, then led me on a wild Magic Broom chase around the drive-thru bay.

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oe, the sole operator of Joe’s Smog Check, a Drive Thru Only STAR Station, shares how his motivational poster’s “7 Rules of Life” guide his , just roll in, stay comfy with AC, and get a STAR certified smog test. With his Pass or Don’t Pay®, Joe ensures fairness. Each rule, from smiling to avoiding negativity, shapes his positive, efficient service. Visit joessmogcheck.com for a hassle free smog check that keeps you and your car on track.